“The rosy results sent Apple shares soaring more than 7 percent in after-hours trading to more than $450 each. The jump increased the total value of Apple’s shares to more than $426 billion, pushing its market value past that of Exxon Mobil and making it the most highly valued company.”

Apple’s Profit Doubled on Holiday Customers Snapping Up iPhones - NYTimes.com

Fuck Yeah.